Ahoy, mateys! Something something about the high seas! Nick and Geej are watching TV/film/movies/television/cinema while you be walkin’ the plank! Pirate humor.

This time we talk about Ex MachinaGoing Clear, The Cult of JT LeRoy, Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead, The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climed Out The Window and Disappeared, Top 5, and Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins.

Other topics covered include: The Florida FIlm Festival, literary hoaxes, the guy from Third Eye Blind, milk voice (AKA “the bubble”), Jay-Z and Kanye, and the fucking Movie Trailer MadLib.

Here, watch this. It’s weird.