Episode 99 is upon us, people! The penultimate episode of the Bionic Broadcast. Jackie Lechtholz-Zey joins as we go all the way back to our first episode and revisit things we HATE that everyone else seems to love. Sushi, Beyoncé, tattoos, apps, whales…nothing is sacred, nothing is safe!

We begin, as always, with GJ’s Random Thought™. Why does your waste come from the same place that life comes from? Is it intelligent design or just shitty planning (pardon the pun) on God’s part?

Also, I think the ladies got the short end of the stick when it comes to messiness in their "life giving" area.

Also, I think the ladies got the short end of the stick when it comes to messiness in their “life giving” area.

Whatcha Drinkin’?! is up next. Nick continues his tradition of trolling and breaks out the Cisco Citrus Pineapple bum wine. It’s easily one of the worst things we’ve ever tasted. Seriously, it makes Boone’s Farm taste like Cristal. Avoid! I mean it! Unless you are some kind of cough syrup connoisseur there are better ways to get drunk on the cheap. Luckily, we also have an interesting beer known as Oculto. It’s a lager that’s been aged with tequila staves. It’s ‘aight…kinda sweet, like a PBR.

Then it’s on to the Meat. Jackie, Nick, and Geej hold nothing back as they talk about all the things they HATE that everyone else seems to love. GJ also flips the script and asks Nick and Jackie for their rapid-fire takes on some polarizing concepts like Disneyland, David Lynch, and In-N-Out french fries! Other topics discussed include:

This is LITERALLY what it's like to eat sea urchin.

This is LITERALLY what it’s like to eat sea urchin.

  • Raw fish malaise
  • Girls in hats
  • The Fat Jew

PLUS

  • Getting faced
  • Blondness = hotness

AND

  • Putting Krang in your mouth!

 

 

 

 

Don’t forget to check out the FINAL episode of Whatcha Watchin’?!

The cover this time is “Whoever You Are” by Geggy Tah.