Nick and Geej are back to talk STDs, bitches, assholes, idiots, robots, sweatshops, phonies, and the music business. What are we, some kind of third-rate punk band?

We begin with GJ’s Random Thought™. Remember his “god fantasy” porno idea? Well, this time we get the sequel: God Fantasy 2: Life Rolodex Truth Serum Magic Casbah. It’s…ah…something. If GJ doesn’t make it in traditional Hollywood, he’s definitely got a future in cutting edge adult entertainment. During Nick’s Followup©, we learn of his continuing adventures on Tinder, and we also do another lap on the “robot economy”.

You're right, Geej. It IS a swanky little chill spot.

You’re right, Geej. It IS a swanky little chill spot.

Whatcha Drinkin’?! comes next. This time, we try a Game of Thrones branded beer known as Three-Eyed Raven dark saison ale. GJ calls it “gluey”, while Nick says it’s “not that bad”. Ringing endorsements all around.

The Meat comes next. From GJ we hear about herpes (the one thing on Earth he fears besides sharks) and cognitive biases, while Nick brings us up to date on Spotify, music streaming, and the white lady who identifies as black. Other topics covered include:

Look at this guy, how else is he supposed to get chicks?

Look at this guy, how else is he supposed to get chicks?

  • Flaking and dripping
  • Sweatshop chic
  • Rapenotists

PLUS

  • Stupid people
  • Stupid criminals

AND

  • Phantom limb masturbators

 

 

 

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The cover this time is “What’s Your Fantasy?” by Ludacris.