Bionic is back for the ’15, y’all! Webmaster Malcolm returns to say farewell (for now) before he heads back to Maine to launch his sandwich truck, ‘Wich, Please, later this month. But Nick and GJ aren’t going to let him off easy…oh no sir! In fact, this is one of our MEATIEST episodes in some time. We’re talking head transplants, people who ”identify” as disabled, the myth of pre-cum, the cult of Dunkin’ Donuts, and so much more. It’s a good one, people! But first…why don’t we see more celebrity autopsy photos? Who is this Damocles guy and what’s his relation to Bill Cosby? Is it possible to talk to your smartphone without looking like a total dork?

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PLUS:

Anal is the new head, millenials suck in bed, pulling out is making a comeback, and we do another round of What’s Worse?!

The cover this time is an acapella “Turn Down For What?!” by DJ Snake and Lil’ Jon.