On this episode, Nick and GJ take a detour into the spiritual realm! What is the meaning of life? What happens to you after you die? What is the true nature of time and space? We tackle these heady questions while also making time to discuss “girl workouts”, IMAX porn, macarons, and the cult of Dunkin’ Donuts!

This chick.

This chick.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We begin, as always, with GJ’s Random Thought. This time we discuss the “cum rush”. I know, I know, it seems EVERYONE’S talking about it these days, but GJ wanted to throw in his two cents. Before moving on, we also talk for a bit about the “bum rush”, as well as our latest invention, the “cum brush”.

Whatcha Drinkin’?! comes next. For this installment, GJ brought some Sharbay Hop Flavored Whiskey. Distilled from an IPA beer, this smooth and flavorful whiskey is a delight to behold. Not overly hoppy (as one might expect), the subtle taste of the beer is a welcome addition, even for non-IPA fans like Nick. Speaking of Nick, his contribution is a simple, yet perfectly delightful gin and ginger made with Hendrick’s Gin and Vernor’s Ginger Ale. The fellas agree that it would have been better had it been made with a ginger ale that had no high fructose corn syrup, but it’s still a little bit of alright.

The Meat comes next. From GJ we hear about his multiple god theory / new religion / future M. Night Shyamalan script, as well as his thoughts on the dark realities of the Lyft/Uber war. Nick chimes in with a barrage of short topics, which include but are not limited to: The Outback Steakhouse, IMAX porn, “girl workouts”, the pumpkin spice line-in-the-sand, and the cult of Dunkin’ Donuts. The boys round things out by discussing Ello, the latest supposed Facebook killer…and by that I mean that it’s a rival social networking platform, not a murderer named Ello with the nickname The Facebook Killer. Just wanted to make that clear. Other topics discussed include:

You might be right, Geej. He doesn't seem to be packin' anything special.

You might be right, Geej. He doesn’t seem to be packin’ anything special.

  • Chris Pratt’s dick
  • Butt cysts
  • Pasadeña

PLUS

  • Obamination!
  • Extra dimensional entities

AND

  • Not everything that’s brown tastes like chocolate

 

 

Before closing out, the guys share a few Updates. This time, GJ brings us up to speed on the #TheFappening while Nick shares a water saving technique and tells us about the first Bionic Broadcast playlist. You should really click that link and have a listen. It turned out pretty nice.

Listen to Whatcha Watchin’?!

The cover this time is “Enter Sandman” by Metallica. Heads up: it’s maybe one of the worst covers we’ve ever done.