The Paper Anniversary


  • 1 1/2 oz Bombay Sapphire
  • 1/2 oz Paper Syrup (see recipe page)
  • dash of salt


Stir all ingredients with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.

Nick and Geej needed a little extra time to plan their 3-year anniversary/75th episode spectacular, so here’s a little half episode for you all. Actually, it’s a little more like a 2/3 episode. The fellas start off with all the usual stuff, but the meat of the episode is two previously recorded and heretofore unheard segments dedicated to everybody’s favorite hobby: masturbation. Yep.

yeaaaah, no.

yeaaaah, no.










As always, GJ begins with his Random Thought. What do you think, is crazy the new retarded? Or is that just crazy retarded? In a break from the norm, Nick actually has a random thought of his own: masturbating on your deathbed. It won’t surprise anyone to hear that GJ loves the idea.

Then it’s on to Updates. This time, Nick offers up a few more of his pet peeves (Bosnia AND Herzegovina? Pick a name, guys!), while GJ pleads with the audience to help him find the title of an old kung-fu movie. Something about a scaly golden robe that gets tossed around like a frisbee? Shit, I don’t know, BUT IT’S NOT MASTER OF THE FLYING GUILLOTINE!

I said it's NOT Master of the Flying Guillotine! Dude, is that a swastika? Not cool, man.

I said it’s NOT Master of the Flying Guillotine! Dude wait, is that a swastika? Not cool, man.











Whatcha Drinkin’?! comes next. This time, GJ has whipped up a most interesting cocktail called the Paper Anniversary. It’s gin mixed with something called paper syrup, a concoction that’s meant to taste of money! It’s labor intensive and not especially good, but hey, money drink!

Then we come to the Meat. First we hear from Jon, a friend of show, who plans his travel accommodations around his masturbation habits. Then we hear from our friend Dave Nadelberg, who tells us about his invention, the Masturdome!! Along the way, we also tackle these topics:

Did somebody say Genie?

Did somebody say Genie?

  • The “genie” technique
  • Sex in the hospital
  • Picky adult eaters


  • Why is Nick on Instagram?


  • The Spiegel catalom




Don’t forget to listen to our TV/film/movie/cinema podcast Whatcha Watchin’?!

The cover this time is “We Don’t Need Another Hero (Masturdome)” by Tina Turner?