St. Germain White Sangria

Ingredients

  • 1 bottle dry white wine
  • 1 cup St. Germain
  • 3/4 cup pear nectar
  • 1/4 cup Poire William eau-de-vie (pear-flavored brandy)
  • 2 peaches, pitted and sliced
  • 1 pear, cored and sliced
  • 1 cup red grapefruit, cut into wedges
  • 1 cup green grapes, cut in half
  • 2 tablespoons simple syrup

Directions

Mix it all up, cover the pitcher, and allow to steep in the fridge overnight (or for at least eight hours).

It’s our two-year anniversary show so we hosted another live podcast recording party…thing!  Much like last year, GJ and Nick were joined by several close friends and a number of former guests including: Robert Baker, Justin J The Broadcast Gay, Nathan Johnson, and Tyler B The Transgender Superhero!  As we looked back on two years of The Bionic Broadcast we decided that we wanted this episode to be all about you, the people who help us keep this train a rollin’.  To our guests, thank you for coming in and spilling your secrets, and to our listeners, thank you for putting us in your ear holes and telling a friend (or two)!  We love you despite your many flaws!

Bionic!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

During Updates, GJ tells us that people are turning to Google in order to find out if he’s cool, while Nick shows off his dapper new threads and offers his initial thoughts on yoga.  In addition, we find out that slugs love cat food, that guys love fries, and that “gaydar” is very real!

This is also real.

This is also real.

Guys With Fries3

As is this.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Whatcha Drinkin’?! this time was a real party pleaser known as St. Germain White Sangria. GJ describes it as white wine, St. Germain, pear brandy, and “a shitload of fresh fruit”.  It’s your basic jungle juice (AKA spodie or wop) that’s been classed up a bit with the St. Germain elderflower liqueur.  It’s fruity, powerful, and maybe just a tad exotic.  If you’re looking for something to serve at your next garden party this will do quite nicely!

The Meat of the show comes in two parts.  First off, Nick and Geej play and comment on several of of the voicemails they’ve received during the last few months.  Thanks to those of you who called in!  Now we truly know just how strange our listeners are. J/K you guys…OMG!  After the phone calls we reveal the results of a very tantalizing audience survey!  For those of you playing along at home, the full text of the survey appears below.  It’s very meaty indeed!

Apologies to our listeners for the loss of audio during a key moment near the end of the show.  You can blame Producer Justin for that one.  Trust us when we say “it happened!”  Need proof?  Fine.

See?

See?

Thanks again, people!  The cover this time is “We Are The World“.

++The Bionic Broadcast 50th Episode Studio Audience Survey++

SEX

1. How many people have you slept with?
2. Ever had an STD? Which one?
3. How many times per week do you masturbate?
4. Weirdest thing you’ve done sexually?
5. Have you ever had a gay experience that went beyond kissing?

 

MORALITY

 

1. Worst crime you’ve ever committed?
2. Which drugs have you done?
3. Tell us something big that you’ve hidden from your current (or former) partner.
4. Tell us something that you HATE about your current partner (that you HAVEN’T told them about).

PERSONAL PREFERENCES

 

1. What topic would you like to hear discussed on The Bionic Broadcast?
2. Wipe sitting or standing?
3. Least favorite word?
4. What/who do you hate?
5. Most important physical feature in a mate?

 

THE BIG ONES

 

1. You find out that you’re having a retarded baby. Do you abort?
2. What’s your dirty secret?
3. ASK A QUESTION THAT NICK AND GJ WILL BE FORCED TO ANSWER. This can be ANY KIND OF QUESTION YOU CAN THINK OF. If you want you may specify Nick, GJ, or both.