MISSIONARY’S DOWNFALL

Ingredients

  • 1/2 oz. simple syrup
  • 3/4 oz. lime juice
  • 3/4 oz. peach schnapps
  • 2 oz. dark rum
  • 4-7 sprigs of mint
  • pineapple wedge

Directions

Place the mint and pineapple in the bottom of a rocks glass. Add the simple syrup and muddle into a pulpy mass.

Fill the glass with ice, then add the lime juice, peach schnapps, and dark rum (in that order). Garnish with mint and/or pineapple.

Admire the tiered presentation, then stir well and drink.

After the intro, GJ reads an email sent in by a Mr. Harry Crevice. It seems that Mr. Crevice represents the Anal Bleaching Society, and they are none too pleased about some disparaging remarks that Nick made about the practice during the ‘Trends and Fads’ discussion of episode 4. Nick attempts to clarify his feelings on the subject, and invites Mr. Crevice to make good on his promise to send in an anal bleaching kit so that he and GJ can try it out for themselves.

Nick then weighs in on the subject of the feminine beauty ideal. Have the Mary Ann’s of the world been usurped once again by the Ginger’s?

Next, GJ introduces his friend (and the show’s first ever special guest) screenwriter Matt Yamashita. GJ explains how the two met at a LARP (live action role playing) event, and Matt tells of his love for crafting gingerbread dungeons.

In all the excitement Nick nearly forgets about ‘Whatcha Drinkin?!’…..quite the oversight indeed!

This time around GJ whips up a tropical drink known as the Missionary’s Downfall. The combination of rum and mint make it similar to a Mojito, and the boys agrees that it is delicious and refreshing.

Then it’s on to the main topic, ‘Movies That Scared The Shit Out Of Us’. Nick, GJ, and Matt tell stories about their most traumatizing film watching experiences, and we also hear these morsels:

  • Matt both loved and feared Lou Ferrigno as the Hulk
  • Nick would totally ‘do’ Shelly Duvall

Nick's getting all hot and bothered.

ALSO

  • The “very sexual” look of E.T.
  • A frightening anti-drug PSA from the 80′s

AND

  • Are sharks borne from a pit of Hell?

Then it’s time for ‘Whatcha Watchin?!’

GJ calls Tim Burton’s ‘Alice In Wonderland’ a “flaming pile of shit”, and says that the 1988 film ‘Lair of the White Worm’ reminds him of “Scooby Doo with nun rape and snake dildos”.

Matt has been watching the trailers for ‘Rise of the Planet of the Apes’ and says he enjoys all the shots of chimpanzees giving people dirty looks.

Nick saw the documentary film ‘Marwencol’ and thought it was “fucking sweet”.

For the cover, Nick and GJ duet to Billy Joel’s ‘My Life’