The Volstead
Ingredients
  • 3/4 oz swedish punch
  • 3/4 oz rye
  • 1/2 oz orange juice
  • 1/2 oz grenadine
  • 1/4 oz anisette
Directions
Shake in chilled cocktail shaker & strain.

Howdy all you Bionic bronco busters! Hold on to your hats because our old pal Nathan “Oi Nathan” Johnson is back and he’s not afraid to tackle the tough issues!

During a lively intro, Nate and Lightning Rodd discuss “fine china”, GJ gets his first ever taste of 5-hour Energy, and Nick attempts to clarify the difference between an “update” and a “feature”.

Speaking of Updates… this time GJ talks about his manly birthday celebration (which included a slap fight with our special guest) and offers us a look into his “random drunken thoughts” file, while Nick reminds us to call the voicemail line at 1 (866) 678-7724 and gives us an update on PODCEPTION!

GJ's actual birthday party

GJ’s actual birthday party

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Next is Whatcha Drinkin’?! This time GJ whips up something called The Volstead. It’s rye whiskey mixed with orange juice, Swedish Punsch, grenadine, and Herbsaint. In this one the whiskey, Punsch, and Herbsaint each offer a uniquely strong flavor to which the addition of the juice and grenadine offer some sweet relief and provide a base from which to taste the booze.

Then it’s on to the meat of the show. The guys talk briefly about Google Glass before GJ drops a bombshell and decides to bring up the bias against women in our culture. Nick breaks things up by introducing a new segment called “YOU FUCKED UP!!” but things turn heady once again as GJ talks sexual harassment and Nate chimes in with his thoughts about gun control. Still, it wasn’t all serious, we also talked about this crap:

"How many more social networks do I have to join before you get off my case?!"

“How many more social networks do I have to join before you get off my case?!”

  • Drugs as a conduit to our subconscious
  • Pus or toenails: which tastes better?
  • Period sex

PLUS

  • Most hated celebrities
  • Grandpa bitching about the internet

AND

  • The ultimate parody film, “Wayans Movie”!

Listen to our other podcast Whatcha Watchin?!

Our cover this time is a tribute to Chris Kelly. Nathan joins as the boys do Kris Kross’ “Jump”.