The Classic Gin and Tonic


  • 1 1/2 oz. gin
  • 3/4 oz. Commonwealth Tonic Liqueur
  • 5 drp. orange or grapefruit bitters
  • 4 oz. soda water


Get some decent gin for crying out loud. You hear me?! Combine ingredients over ice, top with soda water.

After an EXPLOSIVE intro by Nick, GJ mentions that he’s feeling forgetful and asks Justin to prepare the dubstep just in case he loses his train of thought.  Before moving on, the guys tease their new plan to go into the restaurant business!

Who’s hungry?



During Updates, GJ tells us all about his recent trip to Guangzhou, China.  According to him it bears little resemblance to the Chun-Li stage from Street Fighter.  Who knew?   Nick lets us know where we can find the full version of his new hit song Tron, and he also tells us about the various search terms that lead people to our site.  It seems that provocative episode titles have a way of driving traffic our way.  Hey, now there’s an idea!

Not actually China.












Whatcha Drinkin’?! this time is a classic cocktail done in a classic way.  GJ’s version of the gin and tonic differs from the modern version in that it drops the sugary tonic water and replaces it with tonic liqueur and citrus bitters.  Delicious!  This is the way to do a G and T, people.

Then it’s on to the meat of the show.  GJ tells us about the “comedy pyramid”, makes the case for multiple gods, invents a tool that already exists, and offers his honest feelings about Roman Polanski.  Nick brings us a story about the robot internet and plays us some of the most terrifying sounds you will ever hear!  Along the way they also tackle these topics:

Look at those arms! God will mess you up.

  • The sex mix
  • Dumbass computers
  • Asimo vs. R.O.B.


  • God is yoked
  • Nick voted for Roseanne Barr?


Don’t forget to stay current with our other podcast, Watcha Watchin’?!

The cover this time is “Sliver” by Nirvana.



*Okay, we DON’T actually have any photos of Selena and if we did we sure as hell wouldn’t post them here.  You gotta sell that kind of thing to the highest bidder, not just give it away!  We were trying to trick your search engine of choice and it seems to have worked.  Since you’re here you might as well have a listen to our wacky little pop culture podcast.  It’s fun, you’ll see.