Episodes

  • Episode 80: 4th Annual Halloween Spectacular!

    Episode 80: 4th Annual Halloween Spectacular!

    This is Halloween, this is Halloween! Per tradition, our good pal and LA Weekly film critic Amy Nicholson joins once again to talk horrible movies! [...]

     
  • Episode 79: Bum Rush of the Gods

    Episode 79: Bum Rush of the Gods

    On this episode, Nick and GJ take a detour into the spiritual realm! What is the meaning of life? What happens to you after you [...]

     
  • Episode 78: Kill The Babies!

    Episode 78: Kill The Babies!

    It’s an embarrassment of riches this time around, people! Nick and GJ go guest free and talk everything from fast food, Christian rock, and recycling, [...]

     
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  • Episode 77: Brutal Empathy

    Episode 77: Brutal Empathy

    Lucky number 77! In this free-for-all episode, Nick and GJ discuss cultural appropriation, the origins of common drinking phrases, journalistic integrity, fucking your way to the [...]

     
  • Episode 76: The Spirit of ’76

    Episode 76: The Spirit of ’76

    It’s the first episode of “season 4″! Nick and GJ are clearing out their notebooks and tackling the topics they didn’t get around to talking [...]

     
  • Episode 75: 75th Episode Spectacular…Jeoparty!

    Episode 75: 75th Episode Spectacular…Jeoparty!

    It’s our 3rd anniversary! So much has happened in the last year; we’ve laughed, we’ve cried, we’ve made love to grapefruit. As always, we like [...]

     
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  • Episode 74.5: The Masturdome

    Episode 74.5: The Masturdome

    Nick and Geej needed a little extra time to plan their 3-year anniversary/75th episode spectacular, so here’s a little half episode for you all. Actually, [...]

     
  • Episode 74: Pet Peeves

    Episode 74: Pet Peeves

    Nick and GJ are back with another episode of Whatcha Watchin’?! ..er.. Bionic Broadcast! This time we talk pet peeves, chatty neighbors, super lawyers, homemade [...]

     
  • Episode 72: Sausage, Citrus, and Celebrity!

    Episode 72: Sausage, Citrus, and Celebrity!

    Our erstwhile third chair Robert Baker returns for an episode about celebrity crushes, spurious statistics, video game history, gilded coochies, Woody Allen, and…grapefruiting? GJ begins the show [...]

     
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  • Episode 71: Culturally Extinct

    Episode 71: Culturally Extinct

    Nick and GJ are back to talk about ideas that are culturally obsolete, giving to charity, foreskin follies, badass female warriors, and GJ’s recent appearance [...]

     
  • Episode 70: Calling All The Basic Bitches

    Episode 70: Calling All The Basic Bitches

    Attention people, there’s a new announcement…GJ and Nick are back to talk “basic bitches”, menstrual myths, drugs, drinks, and D-bags! As usual, GJ starts us [...]

     
  • Episode 69: Oral History

    Episode 69: Oral History

    This is it!  The moment every school-aged douche bag has been waiting for… It’s episode #69, “Oral History”!  Listen in as we talk about the [...]

     
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  • Episode 68: Original Theories Part 2

    Episode 68: Original Theories Part 2

    Robert Baker joins the boys as they offer up a fresh batch of original theories! As always, we start things off with GJ’s Random Thought.  [...]

     
  • Episode 67: Unhackable

    Episode 67: Unhackable

    Nick and GJ go guest free for a show about fat fatties, weird nerds, love lumps, and “unhackable” concepts! GJ starts things off with his [...]

     
  • Episode 66: Sixty Six

    Episode 66: Sixty Six

    Webmaster Malcolm finally joins us in studio for an episode about courtesy on the road, horrible performance art, internet clickbait, viral marketing, bullshit movie ads, the [...]

     
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  • Episode 65: The Emosode

    Episode 65: The Emosode

    It’s a roller coaster of emotions as Nick and GJ talk about media bias, the Woody Allen situation, and stuff that makes them cry.  Other [...]

     
  • Episode 64: Ladies Night (aka The Manisphere)

    Episode 64: Ladies Night (aka The Manisphere)

    Oh, what a night!  Nick and GJ are joined this time by their lovely lady lumps for a show about the Manisphere, biotruths, “friendzoning”, and [...]

     
  • Episode 63: Socially Stymied

    Episode 63: Socially Stymied

    Nick and GJ are back at ‘cha for tha ’14, y’all! WHAT?! After a quick Intro, GJ hits us with his Random Thought: weird beards.  [...]

     
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  • Episode 62: ¡Adios 2013!

    Episode 62: ¡Adios 2013!

    Actor Robert Baker joins Nick and GJ as they wrap up 2013, Bionic style! After a HIGH ENERGY Intro, GJ uses his Random Thought to talk [...]

     
  • Episode 61: Cheaters, Hoaxes, and Smoke Screens

    Episode 61: Cheaters, Hoaxes, and Smoke Screens

    Nick and GJ go guest free for a podcast about cheaters, hoaxes, superheroes, sex in literature, and how personality traits affect your Facebook status updates. [...]

     
 
 
 

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