Episodes

  • Episode 100: Final Exam

    Episode 100: Final Exam

    This is it, people, your final exam. You have learned much in the four years since we started The Bionic Broadcast, and now it’s time [...]

     
  • Episode 99: Things We Hate Pt. 2

    Episode 99: Things We Hate Pt. 2

    Episode 99 is upon us, people! The penultimate episode of the Bionic Broadcast. Jackie Lechtholz-Zey joins as we go all the way back to our [...]

     
  • Episode 98: The Epicsode

    Episode 98: The Epicsode

    With our final (at least for awhile) show rapidly approaching, Nick and Geej have reunited with their erstwhile third chair Robert Baker for an extra [...]

     
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  • Episode 97: Strong A.I.

    Episode 97: Strong A.I.

    Yeah, sure, the robots are going to kill us. But before they do, they’ll have to get much smarter. Just how close are we to [...]

     
  • Episode 96: Legit

    Episode 96: Legit

    Jihadi John? The Confederate flag? Liquid water enhancers? Cake farts? SLURRICANE?!?! It’s the END OF THE WORLD!! Join us as we get our affairs in order. We [...]

     
  • Episode 95: Ruminatin’ on the Herps

    Episode 95: Ruminatin’ on the Herps

    Nick and Geej are back to talk STDs, bitches, assholes, idiots, robots, sweatshops, phonies, and the music business. What are we, some kind of third-rate [...]

     
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  • Episode 94: Nazisexual

    Episode 94: Nazisexual

    Nick and Geej are back to talk 900 numbers, sexual consent training, Tinder, Silk Road, jacking it to soap operas, and the inevitable rise of [...]

     
  • Episode 93: Helen Mirren’s Butthole

    Episode 93: Helen Mirren’s Butthole

    Ho boy… Yeah, you read that right, this episode is called Helen Mirren’s Butthole. In the past, we’ve experimented with provocative titles in order to [...]

     
  • Episode 92: Snafus & Tattoos

    Episode 92: Snafus & Tattoos

      Nick and Geej return for a show about barbaric boxing, tricky tattoo timelines, frigid friend-zoners, and advertiser antagonists. We begin with GJ’s Random Thought™. This time he [...]

     
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  • Episode 91: Hefnerdick

    Episode 91: Hefnerdick

    There’s no way around it, so I may as well come clean… on this episode we talk about Hugh Hefner’s pork sword. But like many [...]

     
  • Episode 90: #BYEFELIPE

    Episode 90: #BYEFELIPE

    Episode #90 is upon us! Rejoice, for you are saved! This time we talk Thicke and Pharrell vs. the Gaye family, chubby Korean kids, destruction [...]

     
  • Episode 89: STILL Still Cringing

    Episode 89: STILL Still Cringing

    Robert Baker joins once again as we talk about some of life’s most embarrassing moments! But that’s not all… We also tackle such BLISTERING topics [...]

     
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  • Episode 88: Accept the Mystery!

    Episode 88: Accept the Mystery!

    Episode 88 is upon us. The double ocho…twin sideways infinity…mobius squared… Is there a hidden meaning in all of this? A key to unlocking a [...]

     
  • Episode 87: The Love Quiz

    Episode 87: The Love Quiz

    Happy Valentine’s Day, people! This time, Nick and Geej take a “love quiz” developed by a bona fide psychologist. No Cosmo bulls**t here; this is [...]

     
  • Episode 86: Futuretoilet

    Episode 86: Futuretoilet

    Nick and Geej are back at ‘cha with a veritable bounty of fresh topics on which your mind can chew! This time we talk selfie [...]

     
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  • Episode 85: Transplants

    Episode 85: Transplants

    Bionic is back for the ’15, y’all! Webmaster Malcolm returns to say farewell (for now) before he heads back to Maine to launch his sandwich [...]

     
  • Episode 84: ¡Adios 2014!

    Episode 84: ¡Adios 2014!

    GJ and Nick are back to pop a cap in 2014′s ass. Yep, it’s year-in-review time. From the news, events, and culture that mattered, to [...]

     
  • Episode 83: Storm Trooper Future

    Episode 83: Storm Trooper Future

    ¡Muy caliente! Nick and GJ are once again joined by Webmaster Malcolm for a wide-ranging discussion on the dick-numbing complexities of modern life. Together they [...]

     
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  • Episode 82: Wrath of the Sex Panther!

    Episode 82: Wrath of the Sex Panther!

    Robert Baker has returned and he’s brought along a potent new brew! He joins Nick and GJ as they discuss man buns, male pregnancy enthusiasts, [...]

     
  • Episode 81: Chicks With Dicks

    Episode 81: Chicks With Dicks

    It’s been a long time coming, people. Nick and GJ finally break their silence and tackle the topic that’s on everyone’s mind: chicks with dicks! [...]

     
 
 
 

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